Day not done with 2017, makes Uranus joke

Day not done with 2017, makes Uranus joke

CHARLOTTE, N.C. Two years ago, after finishing 2015 without a major victory, Rory McIlroy characterized his campaign as a lost year.Those same words were directed at Jason Day on Wednesday during his pre-tournament news conference ahead of the PGA Championship.The former world No. 1 has slipped to No. 7 and hasnt tasted victory since the 2016 Players, 15 months ago. Hes registered just two top-10 finishes this season and hasnt been much of a factor in the three majors to date: T-22, CUT, T-24.But Day isnt ready to write 2017 off just yet, and while he will call his year to date disappointing, he wont call it lost.It's not a lost year because actually the years leading up to the 2015-2016 season - I always talk about it - they weren't lost years. It's just that I was working towards something, and it ended up happening all in those two seasons, Day said.And it's the same this year. If I don't win, I don't win. But obviously I'm focusing on trying to win each and every week, and trying to get back to the way I felt."
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Heres another reason this isnt quite a lost year Day still has some important golf ahead of him, starting this week at Quail Hollow. The Aussie won this event in 2015 at Whisting Straits and was runner-up to Jimmy Walker last year at Baltusrol.Hell then head into the FedExCup Playoffs, where guys have been known to get hot and suddenly make a season look special.I remember Rory winning two events in the FedExCup last year, and he ended up winning the FedExCup coming off a year that probably he wouldn't think it was the greatest year until the FedExCup Playoffs. You never know what's around the corner, Day said.I was talking to Phil [Mickelson] last night about this. We were talking about plateaus and he was talking about a book. He was explaining this in a sense where we're all in plateaus to a certain degree. And the way he explained it, you just never know when you'll go from here to here, but you've got to all keep practicing and keep staying disciplined. Because it could be next week. It could be six months down the road. It could be six years from now. But as long as you keep improving it'll jump up and you'll have that great run again.As he continues to search for the form that took him to the top of the Official World Golf Ranking, Day is holding on to his sense of humor.Last night at the PGA champions dinner, Walker the defending champ who is staying in Days RV this week gave out telescopes as a gift to the dinners attendees.Asked by a reporter if he knew how to use his, Day replied: [I can] probably see Uranus from here, mate.

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Uranus jokes are some of the best plays on words ever created. Here are a couple of those memorable Uranus jokes. I'll be adding more jokes as I either hear about them or make them up. Please send me a Uranus joke if you know one I don't have listed. Shocksnpegs is proud to present URANUS JOKES
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To make matters worse, someone did a joke if Maussan will smell like Uranus with that perfume. (In Spanish "oler a Ur ano ") We'll all get a great view of Uranus tonight, and we won't even need a telescope : If the title itself wasn't giggle-worthy enough the first sentence of the article turns it up to 11.


Uranus is a cold, cold place. It's in fact the coldest planet in the Solar System. Although it's not the furthest from the Sun, it generates far less heat at its core than the other gas giants do. As a result, it has an average cloud temperature range of -226 deg C to -197 deg C.
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Day made what appears to be the PGA Championship's first Uranus joke at a tournament press conference today. (I cannot easily fact-check this, but, you know, I feel pretty confident about it!)
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